Opinions are like Assholes is a Cassette in Deathloop.
Location[]
Found in the AEON Archival Office in Updaam, on a blue chair. It is only accessible in the Afternoon.
Transcript[]
Frank: Alriiiiight! I'm here with one of the AEON Program's body men. Doc uhh...
Dr.Krysjck: It's Doctor Krysjyck...
Frank: First Day: t-minus 18 weeks and change! Documenting my pre-pro. Just for you Julianna. NOW! The big question: When can you fix my voice?
Dr.Krysjck: Mr. Spicer, I have the results of your physical here...
Frank: My voice. Come on Doc. You've heard the hits. This timbre doesn't match the velvet tones I've laid on wax. Eternal life, live forever, comeback tour, come ON!
Dr.Krysjck: It doesn't exactly work like that...
Frank: So I've lived a little "hard" on my previous tour. 80 nights. 85 cities. Three different time zones, and LOTS, and lots of drugs. But that's what AEON'S for, right? Re-juuuu-venation!
Dr.Krysjck: Frank.
Frank: Yeah.
Dr.Krysjck: You have the voice of an angel. And the organs of a man twice your age.
Frank: I know! Right?
Dr.Krysjck: When you enter the "chrono-controlled environment" with AEON, you won't get any younger.
Frank: Doc I'm hearing you string together a series of words that are not particularly to my liking.
Dr.Krysjck: Your voice is your voice, Mr. Spicer. It will never sound like it used to. Now, that doesn't mean that you can't- Uhh... Mr. Spicer?
Frank: Fuck this! And fuck you! Pre-pro is OVER!
Colt Note[]
Frank thought the Loop would rejuvenate his voice.